Mission Freedom Planters

Greetings, agents.

I come to you with an impressively on-time mission for July. But before delving into that, I must say that Mission Googly Eyes, while bearing a so very creative title, was completed in many homes throughout the United States this past June. Indeed, my own house always seem to be watching me these days. The egg cartons have eyes; the eggs have eyes. The watermelon has eyes; the soap bottle has eyes. The bathroom mirror has both eyes and a mouth... and they're not part of any normal human visage. (There are very real dangers of ISA).

Now, this month's mission has a slightly different ring to it. To celebrate the 246th anniversary of the United States, I, with the help of a few fellow agents, have proposed Mission Freedom Planters.

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Make (or, if you’re not crafty, buy [Hobby Lobby sells some good stuff]) some sort of patriotic yard sign or decoration. A wreath, a flag, a chalk drawing; pretty much anything, so long as it’s patriotic. (Oxford defines “patriotic” as “having or expressing devotion to and vigorous support for one’s country”).

You can put your creation in your own yard, or a yard of someone else who’d not mind (bonus if they’re having some sort of party).

The catch? This is the Incognito S.M.I.L.E Agency. Don’t be seen.

The other catch? Try to get this one done before the end of July 4th; else it loses much of its charm.

Accept Mission

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And there you have it. A mission with a too-soon deadline. Although, you don't have to do it for the Fourth. You can do it anytime this month, if you're so inclined.

And... that's all I can think of. (Other than my half-sincere apologizes if this rambling message confuses you in any way; in my defense, midnight is a terrible time to employ clarity 😉).

~ Agent Stormhawk, out.

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