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Mission Freedom Chickens (Also: Where Has the ISA Vanished To?/Official Hiatus)
Happy July! The Mission: Mission Freedom Chickens. Get a rubber chicken, or other squeaky toy, dress it up in a patriotic outfit or give...
ISA
Jun 301 min read


Mission Bloom: Reboot
Happy April, agents! It's been a little bit, but due to the demand from y'all, you have a new mission. Easter is rapidly approaching, and...

Agent Stormhawk
Apr 181 min read


Mission RAK
Greetings, agents. This mission has been slightly delayed by the faulty memory of a busy head agent who kept saying "Oh, I'll do it...

Agent Stormhawk
Feb 102 min read
Mission Sanguine Snowman
Greetings, agents, Christmas has passed, and with it, the excitement of winter. Unless you love the dark and dreary cold days... Brrr....
ISA
Jan 31 min read


Mission Anonymous Greetings
Hohoho! Merrrrrry Christmas. Your mission for December, should you chose to accept it, is called Anonymous Greetings. ...why is the radio...

Agent Stormhawk
Dec 6, 20241 min read


Mission Gobble Gobble
Hey, agents! I won’t… hmm. I so will. Here’s a great Thanksgiving song by Matthew West: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqAjWUAlJ-0 . 😁...

Agent Stormhawk
Nov 1, 20241 min read


Mission Painted Pumpkin Planter
Greetings, Your mission this month is to paint a pumpkin and plant it in a public place. You can paint the pumpkin or preferentially,...

Agent Whitefalcon
Oct 4, 20241 min read


Mission Pinchy
Greetings! Agent White Falcon said y'all wouldn't get the reference if I called this mission "Pinchy Pinchy," so... rather than link...

Agent Stormhawk
Sep 1, 20241 min read


Mission Duck Duck Jeep
Greetings, agents! This mission is about ducks. Rubber ducks. Here is a video about rubber duckies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYOmt...

Agent Stormhawk
Aug 7, 20241 min read


Mission Freedom Planters: 2.0
Greetings, agents. I come to you with an impressively on-time mission for July (because an agent suggested I reuse last July's mission,...

Agent Stormhawk
Jul 1, 20242 min read


Mission Gummy Galore
Salutations, agents! Your next endeavor, should you opt to embrace it, entails Mission Gummy Galore! With Memorial Day Weekend behind us...

Agent Ethereal Cormorant
Jun 2, 20242 min read


Mission Paint-a-Rock
Greetings, agents. You have been called here on the subject of rocks. That's right, folk, but it doesn't stop there. Your mission, should...

Agent Stormhawk
May 3, 20241 min read


Mission All Hail the Trash Heroes
Greetings and salutations, good folk of the ISA. Happy spring, happy April, happy slightly belated Easter! This month's mission is, if...

Agent Stormhawk
Apr 1, 20241 min read


Mission Bloom
Happy March, agents! If your weather is anything like that of what I'm hearing reports from regarding the country, then you're probably...

Agent Stormhawk
Mar 4, 20241 min read


Mission Whale Song
Greetings, agents! I'm excited to share this month's mission: Mission Wale Song. As you probably didn't know, February is Humpback Whale...

Agent Stormhawk
Feb 1, 20241 min read


Mission Big Helper
Howdy, howdy, agents. Me, behind on the mission again? Yup. But my kindly second-in-command, with the suggestion of a regular lowly...

Agent Stormhawk
Jan 11, 20242 min read


You're Invited!
Greetings, agents. I bring tidings of great cheer and merry celebration: namely, the ISA's Chritmas party, hosted by the wonderful Agent...

ISA
Dec 11, 20231 min read


Mission Undisclosed Altruist
Happy December, agents, and may I say merry Christmas? Yes? Good, since this month's mission centers around the holidays. How remarkable,...

Agent Stormhawk
Dec 4, 20231 min read


Mission: Israel Support
Happy November, Agents! This month’s mission has two ways to be completed. The first is to write a post* on social media (a blog,...

Guest Agent
Nov 15, 20231 min read


Mission FALL
Howdy there, agents. September has arrived and gone, leaving no mission in its wake, and in apology, I somewhat proudly present one of...

Agent Stormhawk
Oct 1, 20231 min read
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