Mission Duck Duck Jeep

Greetings, agents!

This mission is about ducks. Rubber ducks. Here is a video about rubber duckies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYOmtEcZ1lk. It's awesome. But it's not the mission. It's just a funny bit about the ducks. And it did half inspire the mission.

First, a bit of history. You ever seen rubber duckies on Jeeps? It's not just fashion. Back in 2020, someone named Allison Parliament was traveling. Sources say that after "a frightening verbal and physical encounter with someone earlier in the day," she decided to place a rubber ducky on a Jeep Wrangler that looked like hers. It exploded. (Not the duck. Or the Jeep. Just the idea of ducking Jeeps.)

Read this article, please: https://www.motortrend.com/features/duck-duck-jeep/. It'll tell you everything you ever wanted to know about ducking Jeeps (and probably more). You don't have to have a Jeep yourself to do this mission, or even a car. You can write on the ducky or leave it plain. You can put one small yellow duck on a single Jeep, or you can get fancy and duck every Jeep you see with various king & queen duckies.

The only requirements?

It does need to be a Jeep--unless the car you duck is the same make and model of your own vehicle.

But mainly... Don't be seen. And don't place the ducks where they won't be noticed easily (go for side mirrors, door handles, the front bumper, the front of the engine hood, or on the front fenders).

Agents, deport and duck those Jeeps!