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Mission Gummy Galore


Salutations, agents!


Your next endeavor, should you opt to embrace it, entails Mission Gummy Galore! With Memorial Day Weekend behind us and June coming in hot, the gateway to summer has swung wide open. Anticipate abundant family frolics and the onset of delightful chaos. Amidst the delights of this season, one essential ingredient is still missing – gummies!

Yes, you read that right.

Gummies.

Without delay, here's your next mission:



Obtain a peculiar ingredient known as "gelatin" (unflavored works best ;) ) or consider its alternative, Agar powder 🤔. The gelatinizing abilities of gelatin (or Agar powder) will unlock boundless gummy potential! If you've surmised that crafting gummies is your mission, then you're spot on, Agent! I've discreetly provided three links to gummy recipes for your mission:


Whether your preference leans toward gummy bears, gummy worms, gummy rings, or even Star Wars gummies, the choice is yours (along with whichever mold you choose to pour your gummy mixture into). Upon crafting these delectable treats, you must relish them with delight and share the joy with family, friends, and perhaps even unsuspecting acquaintances (I jest...or do I?), alluring siblings, inquisitive avians, whomever you encounter. Gummies are the sure way to etch a grin on your face throughout the rest of June.

However, if your palate doesn't favor gummies or if procuring gelatin or Agar powder seems daunting, fret not! An alternate mission awaits:

Simply purchase a package of gummy bears, worms, or gummy rings. These can be found at Dollar Tree, Dollar General, Walmart, Meijer, Costco, and most convenience stores. Then, generously gift the gummies to someone who really appreciates them.

This is your mission, dare you choose to accept.

I part with a final inconspicuous link to a really annoying song:



~Agent Ethereal Cormorant




 
 
 

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Agent Whitefalcon
Agent Whitefalcon
Jun 03, 2024

This is the ISA. What did you expect?

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