Mission Pinchy

Greetings!

Agent White Falcon said y'all wouldn't get the reference if I called this mission "Pinchy Pinchy," so... rather than link another video that has pretty much nothing to do with this mission... let me tell you story.

Once upon a time, several agents met under the ruse of a conference. They talked about all sorts of private ISA matters, and since it was the largest ISA meet-up to date, of course they needed a group photo! Because, you know, incognito agents need records for their scrap books. But... that photo was photo-bombed. So we made the guilty party join the ISA.

Agent Photobombing Griffin, this mission is in part due to you--and yes, I did take a video of you pinning the parkour group as White Falcon and I drove away. You were spotted then, several times over, but don't let it happen again.

September's mission is called Mission Pinchy because I watched Thomas and the Magic Railroad far too many times as a child and Diesel Ten--ehem! It's called Pinchy because it involves things that pinch. Clothes pins, in fact.

At some large gatherings, apparently teens find it amusing to pin people with clothes pins. So your mission, agents, should you chose to accept it...

Write an inspiration quote or saying on a clothes pin and, unnoticed, pin someone. It can be a family member, friend, or a complete stranger. Busy venues are a good place to try out your slight-of-hand skills. Bags do not count unless your victim is actively wearing it. Do not get spotted. Good luck, agent.

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